How Sammy Met Andee (Unabridged)

Saucier moments from Sirca's sauciest couple

Verse Seven (Samael and York) | Verse Eleven (Samael and Andee) | Verse Fourteen (Samael and Andee)


Verse Eleven (Samael and Andee: A Helping Hand)


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"Shaddup already 'bout everyone else's fuckin' hands on you," Andee interrupted in a husky voice, his eyes half-lidded as he stared over at Samael. The chupa blinked in surprise and looked back at him with a note of fear, no doubt expecting some harsh rant like he'd experienced in the middle of the Xulod plaza. But Andee instead shifted to a kneel at his side as his own arousal became overwhelming. He needed to show this goddamn puppy just how fuckin' good he had it. "Fuckin' tired of hearing about how you're the motherfuckin' sweetheart of Sirca's sex scene when you ain't even done shit with one of us bats, you ain't got a clue, yet," Andee muttered as Samael's eyes flicked down to his crotch and then suddenly widened.

He knew Samael had to have gotten at least a glimpse before in the shower. But he also knew Samael hadn't even come close to seeing the whole damn thing. And as Andee pulled his wing out of Samael's grip to join his other hand at deftly unbuttoning his pants, he took no small amount of pleasure at the way the chupa's full attention was on the bat's erection as the dappled pink flesh bobbed gently with his movements. He kept his smile modest but was sure to shift a leg to the side so Samael could have all the staring he wanted. "Yeah. Drink it in, pup."

"H-Holy shit, Andee," Samael stammered, eyes still bulging as he finally dragged his gaze away from the stiff malehood to stare up at Andee's face. "Y-You're...you're..."

"Yeah, and don't fuckin' forget it," Andee replied curtly, even while he grinned and pulled down Samael's zipper before yanking his pants down in a quick motion. He savored Samael's hungry gawking for a moment more, then let his own eyes drift down to the chupa's crotch. He'd had more than a quick peek at Samael's goods before, thanks to how trigger-happy the goddamn rebel was. But damn, never like this. He tried not to smirk as he tilted his head at the way the chupa's flesh trembled and twitched with each excited heartbeat, likely about as turgid as it could be. Was kinda nice that Samael got that aroused around him even after all the shit they'd been through. "You're still fuckin'...blue." He made a face and pushed aside the lingering hesitation to grasp slowly into Samael's malehood. The sharp gasp was very satisfying, and it helped nudge the wariness away. Didn't matter this was his first time with a surface-dweller. Mutt's stories were always plenty explicit and graphic -- Andee knew what to expect.

Other than the goddamn neon color.

Samael was still trying to find his words, and the way he shuddered violently under Andee's touch wasn't something the bat would forget. "Y-yeah...hnggh, god, Andee..." Andee glanced back at Samael's features, taut with pleasure already. The bat chuckled before blinking as a trickle of warmth over his finger made him turn his attention back to the chupa's crotch to see a thin stream of clear fluid already dribbling free.

"Goddamn, puppy, thought you just got off with that fuckin' nerd," Andee taunted, even as his own heartbeat pounded eagerly at the thought of how stiff Samael felt under his touch.

"Th-that was a whole day ago," Samael managed to get out before exhaling loudly. "And he wasn't you..."

Andee felt an actual flush as he shifted briefly and then huffed. "Goddamn right he ain't. You fuckin' keep that in mind, too..." He let his finger and thumb drift curiously down toward Samael's bulging knot and the rebel gave a helpless whimper as his hips bucked weakly up into his grip. "Heh. You ain't got no metal down here. I'm kinda disappointed."

Samael sucked in a deep breath before his body relaxed a bit while he panted hard a few times. His eyes were still on Andee's features, and the bat took a moment to appreciate the mix of enervation and need. "H-hey..." Samael's gaze moved back to the bat's waist and Andee grinned enormously when the chupa at last stopped clutching into the grass to instead reach up and gently cup the bottom of his malehood. "Yours don't got none, neither..."

Andee hated to admit that Samael's touch was electrifying, his traitorous body releasing a shudder when the chupa's padded fingertips traced across his sensitive flesh. It was a foreign sensation, but one he had no qualms about. He had to wait for his own rapid intake of air before he could reply: "Guess we...fuck...both gotta make a li'l trip to see Mutt again, then..."

Samael showed no apprehension there, only intense excitement at the thought. The chupa's confidence seemed to flow back into his strong body as he gave Andee a long, tender stroke that made the bat's eyes flutter shut as he dropped one hand onto Samael's stomach to stabilize himself. "Sounds like a date, hon," Samael rumbled before groaning when Andee returned the favor by tracing a claw along Samael's sensitive knot. "F-fuuuck..."

"You damn top-siders and your fuckin' weird-ass junk," Andee commented, even as he licked his lips intently at the sight of Samael's bright blue shaft practically jumping in his hand. He started another stroke right as Samael did the same, their limbs awkwardly colliding as Andee grumbled and tried shifting his leg, only to make it harder for him to keep a grip on his companion. "God-fuckin'-dammit, Fiffy, you ain't enough of a fuckin' midget," he complained before glancing back at Samael's face to find a warm smile.

Samael released Andee's member and instead snaked his arm around the bat's hips, not breaking eye contact as he murmured a soft reassurance that Andee appreciated, even if it was unnecessary. Andee was just as damn talented as Samael, no reason to be nervous. He reluctantly loosened his body and let Samael pull him gently onto his stomach, the bat's legs shifting to straddle Samael's waist as he glanced down at their erections, trembling only a few inches apart. "What's your big plan now, ya goo-oooh...fuck..." Andee moaned, his eyes closing again as he felt Samael sit up behind him and reach under a wing to grasp once more into his arousal. He was frozen with pleasure for a few seconds, unable to stop himself from pushing back into his companion's masculine frame as Samael leaned over one shoulder while letting his hand glide carefully down and then back up along Andee's flesh. "Alright, puppy...get a pass this time," he whispered while pressing his muzzle briefly against the side of Samael's.

He glanced down in time to see Samael shifting his grip to take them both into his fingers, snorting and digging a dewclaw lightly into Samael's thigh to make the chupa yelp softly. "Nah, you focus on me," he ordered, their maws still pressed side-to-side. "I'll handle your dumb blue push-pop..."

Samael laughed gently, though his powerful voice made his chest rumble against Andee's back and the bat couldn't help the soft sigh as he pressed back against him again. The chupa obediently kept his hand only around the dappled malehood as Andee stretched the opposite arm down past himself to grasp into Samael once more. He closed his eyes when Samael whimpered blissfully at his touch, smirking but finding his own cheeks burning with delight at the way the chupa's hand began to move steadily. "There you go," he murmured, not sure who he was reassuring more.

It didn't matter. This was his puppy.

Every inch of Samael's member felt strange as he traced his thumb across the strangely-shaped, pointed tip, then brought his palm back down to grind curiously over the knot again. Andee knew his way around bat dicks just fine...but this was different. He licked his lips silently and then nudged his nose against the side of Samael's muzzle as the chupa panted quietly. Andee didn't think it was a bad kind of different.

He could hear Samael's tail piercing jingle lightly when Andee started a slow pace, Samael's arousal thrumming eagerly in his grip as every thump of the chupa's heart made the stiff shaft pulse under his finger. And his own member was far from displeased at the attention it received as it released a small dribble of warmth that rolled across Samael's knuckles. Andee kept his eyes shut as they moved their hands steadily and eventually in tandem, smoothly matching one another's pace beneath the warm morning sun.

Andee felt Samael's other arm slide around his hips to loop carefully around his stomach, like the big bastard was afraid of doing something wrong. He smirked even through his trembling, bumping his nose against the crimson studs in Samael's lower jaw. "C'mon, Fiffy...don't be a pussy now."

He felt Samael's smile as the strong arm tightened around his waist and pulled him back harder against the chupa's muscular chest. It sent a delightful shiver down Andee's spine and he clenched his teeth momentarily as another, thicker rush of fluids warned of his climax, the milky-white stuff streaming down between Samael's fingers to make his flesh even more slick. "Hhng...ho-fuck," Andee panted before he gave a toothy grin and started to move his hand a bit faster. "Hell no, Sammy...you better come first," he demanded around his heady breathing, already losing himself to the building ecstasy.

His directive only served to elicit a long, blissful whine from Samael as the chupa began to buck his hips again, making Andee's whole body jostle from the needy movements. Andee purred his approval and bowed his head forward while Samael shifted and nuzzled against the top of his skull. The black cap was sent tumbling to the side but Andee didn't care, losing himself in the way Samael curled around him and panted hotly into the back of his neck. "Th-that's it, puppy," he mumbled before biting his lip hard to try and force back his own impending climax. "Come on, puppy..."

Samael's gasps quickened further even as the movements of his hand over Andee's shaft remained steady, the chupa whimpering with each sharp thrust up into Andee's grip, his heated breaths washing over Andee's sensitive ear before he nuzzled into it and made the bat twitch pleasantly. Samael's muzzle ground forward against his neck before burying into the warm fur at his throat while the arm around the bat's small body shifted up to wrap across his chest. He felt a constant rush of warmth racing down along Samael's steely erection, making the motions of his thumb and forefinger even smoother as Andee curled part of his wing around his companion's malehood.

"Oh...oh my gawd, Andee!" Samael cried out as he shoved his muzzle further down into his neck while Andee grinned around his rapid panting, his other arm stretching up to clutch behind the chupa's head and hold him in place while his hips bucked desperately. "I'm...I'm g-gonna...oh fuck!"

His muffled shouts of bliss were met with a hard thrust upward that sent a euphoric jolt through the bat. But he held off as long as he could, groaning in delight at the sensation of Samael's orgasm as the chupa's knot bulged beneath his palm while several thick streams fired out to coat his wing and splatter back across his trembling thighs. Andee growled his elated endorsement before finally throwing his head back and letting out his own sharp cry, claws digging into the back of Samael's neck while he thrust wildly into the chupa's grip. His own orgasm exploded to life before Samael's could taper off, the first blast erupting with enough force to splash across Samael's shin, followed by a second, a third, a fourth and gods knew how many more as the two groaned loudly and clutched into one another while their hips drove equally-stiff erections into each other's fists with impassioned fury, at long last giving into the tension that had built between them across the last few weeks.

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