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"Blizzard the Snow Chupa" by Klivord/Timuron

Blizzard, the snowchupa
Was jolly happy and gay
With an evergreen tail and marble eyes
And a mane made from hay

Blizzard, the snowchupa
Never existed agents say
He was made of snow
But in Sapmi they know how he came to life one day

There must had been some magic
in that old blue scarf they found
for when they placed it on his neck
he began to dance around

Blizzard the snowchupa,
Was alive as he could be
And in Sapmi they think that he could party and drink
Just the same as you and me

Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Blizzard go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Blizzard the snowchupa
Knew the House wanted to melt him away
So he said "I'll run, there's no time for fun, just help me get the hell away."

Down through the village, with boomstick in his hand.
Driving a stolen warthog and breaking all the laws
Saying "catch me if you can"

He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop
And he couldn't stop for a moment when
He heard him holler "STOP!" crunch
...
"Speed bump, it was a speed bump... I swear..."
...
For Blizzard the snowchupa
Had to hurry to the hills
And he waved goodbye
Saying "the house will die"
And gave everyone the chills

Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Blizzard go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
HE OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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